Guat-Bashing

Is apparently the latest niche criminal fad in Florida. There are over 18,000 chapines in Palm Beach county alone, many of them indocumentados with a disinclination to call the cops when robbed and with a preference for their footware over bank accounts for depositing their earnings. Friday − the day they generally pick up their pay-cheques − is said to be the peak time for these speculative assaults on passing Guatemalans.