"Gordon Brown has a great face for radio"

Meanwhile, the Daily Mash reported this morning how "the prime minister told a group of manky, hate-filled sows in some stinking residential home that David Cameron would take away their free TV licence so they wouldn't be able to complain about 'darkies' when they're watching the news."

The UK election in brief

Cameron:
Pros: Much of the manifesto makes a lot of sense.
Cons: The whole package is a little manufactured and if he gets in, Eddie Vaizey might end up in the cabinet.

Clegg
Pros: Who knows? But certainly a bit more natural charisma than the other two.
Cons: Went to Westminster. We might as well make Louis Theroux PM.

Brown:
Pros: er...
Cons: Can we really pass up the opportunity to gloat about how he missed the chance to call an election two years ago?

I can't vote anyway.