Pros: Much of the manifesto makes a lot of sense.
Cons: The whole package is a little manufactured and if he gets in, Eddie Vaizey might end up in the cabinet.
Pros: Who knows? But certainly a bit more natural charisma than the other two.
Cons: Went to Westminster. We might as well make Louis Theroux PM.
Cons: Can we really pass up the opportunity to gloat about how he missed the chance to call an election two years ago?
I can't vote anyway.