Tuesday, March 13, 2007


Having survived Guate, Bush is on his way to the Yucatán. In preparation for his visit the Mexican Federal authorities have elected to improve security in Mérida by disarming the local police force! The city has experienced a plague of locusts over the last few days.

Dubya was upstaged yesterday by Israel's now recalled ambassador in San Salvador, who was found wandering the city's streets drunk and naked, apart from some items of bondage gear. It is said that Ambassador Tzuriel Refael was able to identify himself to police only after a rubber ball had been removed from his mouth.

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