
In the three year period between 1991 and 1994 Van Damme featured in a sequence of some of the better bad movies ever made, of which Universal Soldier is probably the stand-out piece of work (though Timecop has its merits too).
A Guatemala-based sequel to Hostel (Hostal? Jungle Lodge?) would be fun. It would have to involve some retired colonels, Kaibil-assisted would-be murderer-torturers and a substantial backpacker/eco-tourist victim-pool!
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It could feature tourists who are killed by too many bad directions....
Tourist: "Excuse me, where's the Atlantic Highway?"
Person One: "Pues, it's over there a little while."
Person Two: "Pues, go a while and turn left."
Prson Three: "Pues, recto, recto, recto..." (waving in a general direction).
Tourist: head explodes.
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