Googlewhacked?

Such was my humour last night that I decided to sytematically Google the names of people I disliked at school. Unsurprisingly, many turn out to be senior figures in the Conservative Party: one leads the opposition in a west London borough and another is an MP and a member of Cameron's inner circle. But the one I detested most delivers a page with no results at all. (As you can imagine, anyone whose very name is incapable of squeezing out a single link out from Google is likely to be fairly odious to start with!)