Friday, October 17, 2008

Some great Daily Mash pieces...

Global stockmarkets were last night urged to stop dicking about and make their fucking minds up. 

The Government is to invest £500bn of your money in British banks so that they can lend it back to you with interest. 


1 comment:

scott said...

Tom Logan, an engineer from Leeds, said: "I suppose I always knew America would eventually break the planet, like some ghastly, hyperactive toddler that gets hold of a mobile phone and then smashes it repeatedly against the edge of a table, but I never really thought it would affect me...."

Class. That had me spewing my coffee!