For the AO tennis this past week and a half I have been fairly permanently connected to my Melbourne VPN so that we can watch Channel 9 not ESPN in Spanish, and this means I have also been seeing the Aussie version of the Guardian, and this has been a true eye-opener.
On some levels it’s more demented than the British one. You have to ask yourself, why is this big island right down there at the bottom of the APAC region with serious regional strategic issues of its own to confront, so totally obsessed with the Levant?
It’s long been clear to me that this obsession is fed, in several rather obvious instances (Australia, Norway and Nordics in general, Ireland etc.) — not in the first instance by antisemitism — though that eventually kicks in as the fuel to keep it going in the face of factual rebuttal — but by a form of projection coupled with a diversion. For, these are white people who want you to understand that they are not that sort of white people, e.g. colonial oppressors.
The phenomenon is especially intense down under where parts of the popular culture possess a surface patina of proletarian coarseness. I suppose the general idea is that nobody will take you for ‘The Man’ if you go about performing the cheeky/chippy pleb routine, and they have always had us stuck up Poms to project onto long before Israel turned up.
In the latter context, of course, this is a nation for whom the term ‘settler colonist’ might be a more obviously domestic sore point, and that might explain the intensity of the convictions that one sees being performed in the Aussie Grauniad. (The ‘look away’ element to the Irish obsession with the Levant is undoubtedly their own history of religious sectarianism, intolerance and violent gangster terrorism.)
Meanwhile, Trump’s covetous approach to Greenland has suddenly (re-)raised awareness that Scandinavians don’t actually deserve the free pass they have generally been getting when it comes to colonisation, enslavement and ‘oppression’ in general — as in the map below which suggests that they have always been downstream of the main problem.
In the USA there has been a veritable race to adopt more 'progressive' white identities cherry-picked from the Old World, with Irish still the favourite as it comes with permission for a certain amount of charming over-indulgence.
It is usually the case that the more affluent the individual, the more frantic the need to project with certain postures becomes.
Elsewhere, anti-Americanism or anti-Westernism seems to replace white guilt as the main driver, but this is just another manifestation of chippiness, either inverted or straight-up.
Wednesday, January 22, 2025
Unsettlered
Tuesday, January 21, 2025
Chinky Nosh in Tapachula
The
traditional ‘local’ food of Chiapas features as many Chinese dishes as
more familiar favourites like tacos (Mesomamerican-Levantine).
Much
of it is sold buffet-style around the centre of Tapachula in the form
of a choice of guisados (this one cochinillo) served with rice, for less
than $5.
Chinese migration and settlement in this state, particularly 1870-1940, followed a well-trodden route. Most came originally to provide cheap labour for the railroad and coffee plantations, but soon upscaled into retail and regional commerce and thereafter shifted into politics.
A major bump in the road came with the Revolution, which came packaged somewhat explicitly with ‘Mexicanisation’, which in practice meant a good deal of xenophobia and sinophobia in particular. Chinese properties were ransacked or stolen; massacres occurred, the kind of pogroms that Jews have regrettably often had to factor in as the price of doing business this way.
Like others, the Chinese had found a niche which was lucrative, but vulnerable. Societies like Mexico lacked a robust middle: there was a pronounced gap between the wealthy and the impoverished, which an organised group of determined ‘middle men’ might fill to pretty much everyone’s benefit.
These gaps may not always be purely economic. When I first arrived in Belize it was obvious that the Afro-Caribbean and Hispanic populations disliked each other intensely. Another chasm that needed spanning? Cantonese migrants have certainly assumed control of much of the country’s retail and other trading industries.
When I first shipped up in Antigua too, when there were only a handful of restaurants and ‘general stores’ in the town centre, and roughly half of these seemed to be Chinese-owned, the significance of this community was a little more salient than it is now.
The Chinese story in these parts has a less well-known earlier component, for they first came as facilitators of the great transfer of treasure from Asia to Spain, via Manila, an overland crossing of New Spain (Mexico) and then onward across the Atlantic after a rendezvous in Havana with other galleons.
Trial by Combat
Saturday, January 18, 2025
Draining Ye Olde Swampe
“When Adam delved and Eve span, who was then the gentleman?” > John Bull.
The parallels between England’s so-called Peasants’ Revolt of 1381 and contemporary populist rebellion are rather striking.
These men, in the main from the counties of Kent and Essex, were perhaps our original would-be swamp-drainers.
Their
loyalty to the executive, their anointed King, 14-year-old Richard II,
was absolute. Indeed, any of their number who refused to proclaim
unswerving fealty to the monarch was likely to be done in forthwith.
Their
primary enemy was the ‘system’, specifically government ministers and
the MPs who sat in the House of Commons, plus anyone adjacent to the
process of legislation and taxation, lawyers in particular.
The
Commons were in fact a core group chosen from the middle orders, such
as the landholding classes i.e. people who did useful things with land
as opposed to using it as an excuse to run off across the Channel in
order to bash the French, which is what the Lords did. (This was called
Chivalry and it was basically a bottomless financial pit.)
As
the latter activity became ever more fruitless and costly in the late
14th century, so the Commons started voting for measures like the Poll
Tax which went down particularly badly with the lower orders.
When
the Kentish mob under Wat Tyler finally got to voice their grievances
in person to the young King at Smithfield (“smooth field”), it was clear
that the goal was to simplify society, removing all laws and
jurisdictions — such as those of Lords and churchmen — between the
people and the crown, which the peasants, who saw themselves as the
‘true commons’, understood as a radical leveling of the social order,
yet which the young Richard had already intuited as an opportunity to
bolster his own direct sovereign power and a route to the kind of
authoritarian rule which would later on lead to a coup and his demise.
They
also reiterated the key demand of the Essex group, the abolition of
serfdom, even though by tradition there was no serfdom in Kent and
actually very little in Essex. In this lies one of the most important
lessons that History has for us: the people who most clearly yearn for
freedom are those who have had more than a whiff of it.
Prior
to this meeting the mob had burned down the King's uncle John of
Gaunt’s Savoy Palace and, on the other side of the Thames, the
Archbishop of Canterbury’s London crib at Lambeth Palace. As they did
this, they had seemingly been at great pains not to be seen to loot,
happier to smash things up very demonstrably than help themselves to any
loose valuables.
Subsequently
they had also managed to storm the Tower of London, and with clear
echoes of January 6, 2021 at the US Capitol, they did things like taking
turns to lie on the King’s bed.
They
even demanded kisses from the King’s mother Jeannette who had a bit of a
reputation in the land, which she had never quite shaken off.
Oh,
and they also removed the heads of Archbishop Sudbury of Canterbury and
Robert Hales, Prior of the Order of St John of Jerusalem, not by reason
of their elite ecclesiastical roles, but because these men were
Chancellor and Treasurer in the government respectively, and thus
traitorous members of the hated ‘establishment’ (swamp).
The
peasants had also been sidetracked into a burst of xenophobic rage,
taking the lives of many inhabitants of the capital’s Flemish Quarter
“without judgment and without cause” according to a monk at Westminster
Abbey, with mutilated bodies piling up around the streets.
Anyway,
the revolt ended with the King making promises he believed he could
keep and surely wanted to, but in the end could not, because the Lords
and the Commons came together to rather brutally re-establish the
‘natural’ order of things.
One
reason that left wing ideologues struggle a bit with the medieval period
is that this ‘natural’, oppressive order of things lacked the modern
protection mechanisms that are usually cited nowadays: a standing army,
cops, Fox News, indeed any kind of media or propaganda system beyond the
messages pumped out by the Church and these did not really take the
form that said ideologues would like to imagine.
They
are left with ‘deference’, which does seem a bit wishy-washy, and was
rather obviously absent in 1381, except with regard to Royal authority.
To a certain extent, these
events were the result of the ‘class struggle’ which Marx (well, early
Marx) envisioned as the prime driver of History. He would later shift
emphasis to the more impersonal dialectical mechanism, but the truth is
that something had happened in England which his theory could not quite
accommodate, something tremendously random.
Four
decades previously, roughly half the population of England had perished
from The Black Death. This ‘great dying off’ had radically adjusted the
overall economic situation, setting up opportunities for the now
scarcer labour force to improve pay and conditions, even reduce their
working hours.
The Commons, the
landholding and commercial middle orders, stood most to lose from this
sudden social adjustment, precisely at the moment that they were being
asked to foot ever larger bills for the failed foreign escapades
undertaken by Gaunt and the other Lords.
It
would seem that the Commons were becoming genuinely envious of the
gains made by the ‘true commons’ and frustrated by the non-domestic
focus of the elites, so their representatives at Westminster duly
imposed a regressive tax on everyone over the age of 15, three times
more onerous than any prior equivalent, and this basically tossed a
match into the big box of fireworks.
(Below, Grok's
best effort of depicting the scene at Smithfield. Richard is usually
shown on horseback. The peasants look like Arsenal fans.)
Tuesday, January 14, 2025
'The Mayab'
I am aware of the plethora of really bad analogies that have attached themselves to the situation in the Middle East.
And in spite of that I am going to put one of my own out there, based largely on a historical counter-factual which derives from my own geographical location and its often troubled history.
You may find reasons to object to it. If you so, say why, because I would be genuinely fascinated to know about them and debate them.
Here we go....
Iberian Catholic colonisers arrive in Central America and establish a measure of control. But the Maya in particular put up a persistent pattern of resistance and eventually the conquerors conclude that they have little choice but to send the majority of the Maya away and into exile around the world.
Centuries pass. The empire lingers on in one form or another until the early part of the twentieth.
At the moment it finally collapses, a group of modern powers from outside the region intervene, partly, but not completely, for selfish reasons, their basic aim being to oversee a transition to a new era of relatively stable nation states based on ethnic and cultural identity.
There are pressures within and without. Those who predominantly identify with the colonising Catholic culture are not sure if they want their own sovereign states or whether they want to form their own ‘imperial’ blocks. They fight it out for a while.
Meanwhile, the remaining Maya in the region express a clear desire for their own sovereign territory which will consist of a fraction of their ancient homeland, the Mayab. They declare an intention to invite members of the Mayan diaspora to return there and help build this new society where Yucatec Mayan will be the main language and they will worship their ancient deities.
The international community decides that they can have the Peten region and the southern part of the Yucatan peninsula for their new state. Within this territory some 40% of the population will be non-Maya, either mixed blood mestizos or individuals of European descent who have been broadly content with the colonial culture, if not the empire itself. Let’s call them Iberians.
Their property rights are not under threat, but they will have to adapt to living within a sovereign Mayan state.
It is already a well-known fact internationally that non-Mayans will be more secure inside a Mayan state than vice versa, which is one of the reasons that the need for a Mayan state was so pressing in the first place, as well as the fact that while discussions about the new lines on the map continue, many Mayans residing in Europe start to experience a terrible persecution.
The international community really ought to have done more for the other non-Catholic ethnic groups in the region, but in the end caved in blackmail from the resource-rich Iberian League, and allowed them to assume control of 97% of the former empire. Within these Iberian states much of the former colonial system would persist and minorities would suffer, and none of them would show any inclination to follow a path of liberal democracy.
Anyway, at the very moment the new Mayan state declares its independence, some of the non-Mayans inside it and those beyond the borders get ready to rise up and murder all the Maya. The mere existence of Mayan self-determination is a profound offence to their Catholic God, they announce.
With help from the neighbouring ‘post-colonial’ Iberian states they begin a war of extermination, but the Maya have had enough of their nonsense and are better organised, and thus achieve an unlikely victory.
At this point several hundred thousand Iberians are forced to abandon their homes and become refugees. This occurs in part because the Maya no longer feel safe living next door to people who want them dead, but also because they were told to get out of the way by their invading allies.
When the war ends, nearly all the Maya who had been living outside the Mayab in Central America are also displaced and most of them come to live within the new Mayan state. They number more than the Iberians who lost their homes as a result of the war, yet almost nobody remembers this.
Nor really that many Iberians continue to live inside the Mayab and enjoy civil rights there that no other Iberians are able to enjoy outside of it.
However, the displaced Yucatec Iberians are never in turn absorbed by their co-religionists in the neighbouring Iberian states. Instead they are told to hold position as long-term political pawns in 'camps' for as long as it takes (even if this is forever), because the Iberian League wants the world to know that they did not in fact lose this war, they are simply awaiting their eventual God-given victory. From the late 1950s onward they pervert the UN body set up to assist the refugees, so that it is fully on board with the underlying ideological project.
For decades the Mayan state is repeatedly attacked and repeatedly triumphs against its aggressors. After one of these intense wars, the Mayab takes back control of the northern Yucatan. They do not formally integrate it into their nation however, as their plan is to trade it back to the Iberians in return for lasting peace: the so-called two state solution. But it is thereafter referred to as ‘occupied Yucatan’, which effectively disguises the real blame for the on-going situation.
The sad truth is that the Iberians don’t want peace. In the 1960s they change their name to Yucatecos and demand ‘freedom’ for the whole of the Yucatan peninsula ‘from the gulf to the sea’ including the Peten. They don’t want their own state, they simply want to put a definitive end to the affront posed by the Mayan state.
They realise that in the English-speaking world there are some particularly dumb students who can be persuaded to see the Mayans who returned to the sovereign Mayan state after their long exile as ‘settler colonists’ who stole the Yucatan rather savagely from the poor oppressed Iberians, and duly leverage their support.
They are also getting a lot of help from another regional power with its own distinct ethnic base, the Inca, who have become Catholic fundamentalists and desire nothing more than to see the elimination of the Maya.
'Occupied Yucatan' now has a measure of self-government, even international recognition. Half of it is run by a crazy fascist mafia financed by the Inca, and the other half by a corrupt mob that pays out cash rewards to any scumbag who murders a Mayan.
And that’s it. The analogy could be extended from here, but you get the general drift. People who chant ‘Free Palestine’ imagine themselves to be bravely anti-colonial, when in fact they are precisely the opposite.
The Yucatecos lost the war. They need to finally accept this, then accept the peace and the territorial deal that comes with it, and all the surrounding Iberian powers need to be on board, including the Incas.
They will have their own state, but this state needs to be able to live alongside the Mayab and function within an international order where the legitimacy of everyone’s sovereignty in the region is both recognised and protected.
Yucatecos should be free to travel around the Mayab, and Mayans around the Iberian world, without fear of violence or repression on either side.
The Battle of St Giles's Fields
Monday, January 13, 2025
Black Legend
"The Mexican border is the edge of the known world, only shadows and danger beyond it, and lurking figures—hungry, criminal, predatory, fanged, fanatical enemies—a malevolent and ungovernable rabble eager to pounce on the unwary traveler. And the Policía Federal officers are diabolical, heavily armed, stubborn and sullen one minute, screaming out of their furious congested faces the next, then extorting you, as they did me."
"It is pleasant in Mexico to sit by the beach, inert and sunlit, sipping a mojito, but who wants to hear about that? What you crave in reading a travel narrative is the unexpected, a taste of fear, the sudden emergence by the roadside of a wicked policeman, threatening harm."
But I'd say the same thing about France, frankly, and so I am wary of this tendency to stoke the 'Black Legend'.
Great Fire
September 4, 1666 — the Great Fire of London.
Perhaps
ironically, when we look at it from our own precisely contemporary
perspective, this enormous conflagration was the prime instigator of the
modern practice of home insurance. (Prior to 1666 only the concept
really existed.)
Samuel Pepys
famously saved his wine, some important documents and his Parmesan
cheese from the ‘infinite fury’ of the fire by digging a big pit in the
ground outside, prior to evacuation.
I wonder how many people in LA were aware of this option?
Foreign Filibusterer
"God loves a cheerful giver"
A satisfying double riposte ensued, for not only could I refer to the ancient near-eastern history of the Tithe, I could simultaneously torch some of this person’s ‘Jesus was Palestinian’ presumptions: the word derives from Hebrew and the procedure was a key part of Jewish religious teachings, recommended in the New Testament by the Big J himself as an important part of spiritual discipline, and there are other Old Testament biblical descriptions of how it is supposed to work, binding the Israelite community together, funding festivals and supporting the Levites.
So in a sense, a precursor to National Insurance, which means that in some ways the early medieval English enjoyed better social care than modern Americans!
(If there were abuses to speak of, they tended to occur over on the Continent, where the Bishops sometimes ‘leased’ the Tithe rights to secular lords.)
In the A section, I learned that Abad (Abbot) is an Aramaic word for Father (Jesus referred to his viejo as 'Abba') and also that the Abbey of Fontevrault was at one stage run by an Abadesa.
Imagine, a woman in charge of all those repressed males.
Deuteronomy 14:22-29"You shall surely tithe all the produce from what you sow, which comes out of the field every year"
De-Platforming
'Relaxed' Hate Speech Rules
There's a bit more to this, I believe, than tech bros realigning out of self-interest with the incoming Orange Blob.