“America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.” > Georges Clemenceau
Saturday, June 29, 2024
Off Night?
Friday, June 28, 2024
Superior Moral Justification
"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.” > John Kenneth Galbraith
An interesting quotation, the truth of which has lately been complicated by the fact that in the updated account of 'modern', one can all too easily swap the word 'conservative' here for 'liberal'.
Liberal civilisation began with the 'selfish' idea of the individual. This political being, now running amok, has undermined the fundamental conditions of that civilisation, adding layer upon layer of conformity and moral righteousness to the point that complete autonomy is most celebrated at precisely the moment it is near impossible.
Pluralism has been almost imperceptibly replaced by its anti-heroic dopplegänger, Diversity, and personal independence from all constraints, biological or otherwise, opens up a new pathway to totalist enforcement and absurdity.
Wednesday, June 26, 2024
Marching, marching...
The pro-Pal marches in London and other European capitals have first abetted and then amplified a distorted antisemitic discourse across the continent, whilst at the same time doing nothing for the cause of peace...to the point of contrariety.
Some of the most toxic aspects of the chanting and tent-poled messaging have been propagated by people with the least direct connection to the region, its history and its cultural polarities, and this includes some of Europe's Muslim minorities who have moved within these mobs in order to express a crude and aggressive tribalism, which has in turn triggered elements of the far right within multiple societies.
Monday, June 24, 2024
Overblown
The Diane Abbot issue has been somewhat deliberately overblown and misunderstood from the start.
In
the European context - and the phenomenon will vary both socially and
geographically - if a black person enters a relatively quiet local bar
in a comparatively non-diverse neighbourhood, the first thing that the
patrons inside will tend to notice is the colour of their skin. This may
not set off waves of prejudice, but that can happen enough times to be
significant and extremely wounding.
I think that is the essence
of what Diane Abbot was trying to communicate and although it is true
that Jews and Irish travellers may not experience this to anything like the
same extent, it was a major political blunder to mention them as a
straight comparison, not least because the 'racism' faced by other groups is
often qualitatively different and sometimes even more likely to lead to
toxic ideological violence anyway.
Jews, for example, are
collectively stigmatised as a source of societal evil. Antisemitism is
about the use of the E word in reference to Jewish communities or
collectives, and whatever forms of racism Diane Abbot has experienced, I
would suggest it was tonally distinct.
Anyway, the Labour Party would have been ill-advised to de-select her. There are far worse positions being adopted by other candidates, not least in my old London constituency in Tower Hamlets.
Saturday, June 22, 2024
Visiting Surrogates
This morning V told me a story she'd heard about CR-7: whenever he has some mates over, the first thing he does is sit them down to eat some salads then, before they've had time to finish their healthy greens, he pulls them out onto his private training pitch to knock a ball around, after which he insists that they all jump in his pool.
Cuando Acecha La Maldad (2023)
As anyone who has come across the fictional work of Mariana Enriquez can testify, Argie horror is a thing.
Friday, June 21, 2024
The Real Victims
One thing we've been seeing with extreme clarity these last few years is that once you allow everyone (on principle) to identify themselves primarily through their deepest sense of grievance, it is really not long before the thugs, manipulators and intimidators start piping up.
Cult of the C Words
Our world has a stack of major issues: the Big Cs: Conflict, Corruption, Climate...and then there is the Cult mentioned in the title here.
i.e. "Don't fixate on me being a dick...fixate on the thing I am exclusively fixated on in a completely non-constructive, narcissistic manner".
"And if you don't, then I will throw a real strop and start breaking things."
Thursday, June 13, 2024
Dark Matters
“There are two things you should remember when dealing with parallel universes. One, they're not really parallel, and two, they're not really universes.”
I was thinking about Douglas Adams a few days ago, as I also recalled the undoubtedly poor first impression I must have made with my father’s oldest friend Michele when we visited her Paris flat in the summer of 1982.
She’s the lady on the left of this group in Buenos Aires, 1948. Born a year before Anne Frank, she is now 96, yet still uses the Metro and is dreading the Olympics. (I am yet to sound her out about the snap election.)
That I have managed to maintain long-term regular contact is a wonder to me as our first meeting occurred when I was in my Harry Enfield teenager phase, and had my face permanently planted in ‘Life, The Universe and Everything’. Barely managing a grunt, I possibly fancied I was cloaked by an SEP (Somebody Else’s Problem field) in reverse polarity mode.
Having just taken in the penultimate episode of Dark Matter I have also been thinking about alternate realities lately too.
Douglas Adams had the sense that these are porous, intersecting. Certainly from the perspective of the writer of fiction, this would make them a good deal more interesting and creatively functional.
The basic problem of “many worlds” for writers was explored by Larry Niven in his story ‘All The Myriad Ways’, in which mankind has found a way to mine the multiverse for its intellectual property, but along the way discovered that choice is somehow meaningless, a realisation that leads to a spate of murders and suicides. If all possible choices are made, the creator of fictional narratives might as well give up, if not exactly euthanasiastically.
Inside the box you have your dead cat/live cat...or do you? Are these mere potentialities and ultimately only one of them is realised? But, if the smallest bits of our mysteriously granular reality can genuinely be in more than one place, WHERE exactly are these other places?
I mention this because we don’t actually need superposition and a manufactured box to take this particular journey, because it is a little mentioned consequence of our current standard cosmological model that many (and I mean MANY) different versions of us exist in basically the same physical space that we inhabit.
Indeed, it has been calculated that the nearest arrangement of protons and neutrons that exactly duplicates the one that I regard as ‘me’ can be found at a distance of 1 followed by a billion billion billion zeroes, metres from my current location. (My gut feel is that Guatemalans won’t have to travel quite so far in order to confront their doubles, but given the way distances work here, the trip may take a lot longer than one might otherwise anticipate just by contemplating all the zeroes.)
This rather startling ‘fact’ is a consequence of the theory of inflation in which we find ourselves in one of a likely infinite number of ‘bubble universes’, yet because the internal dimensions of this are ‘to all intensive purposes’ (as my mother used to say) infinite, and the number of different ways protons and neutrons can be assembled are finite, it follows that there is a good deal of duplication ‘out there’.
Popular science is always a bit cagey about the parts of theory that arise from evidence and the parts which are like placeholders for a lack of it. And alternate versions of ourselves that are a long way away are somehow less immediately intriguing than those that are perhaps right here in the box with us.
I am still struggling a bit with the box in Dark Matter though. There’s only one layer of realities where its construction makes sense, so in all the others did it just materialise like a TARDIS, and why does nobody seem bothered? (The reason why the TARDIS first appeared as a London Police telephone box is that, out of the factory, it came with its own version of the somebody else’s problem field.)
What exactly is superimposed inside this big cube? Is it just the choices of whoever is inside and has taken the drug? In other words does it somehow isolate only the universes which apply to the ‘free’ choices of one human individual, and if so, doesn’t blending two conscious minds into this process add a level of unappeasable confusion?
For want of a better phrase (the one that springs to mind belongs to a parallel reality where politics were never corrected) causation is the dead cat in the box here. It doesn’t ‘choose’ to be alive or dead, it just is...or isn’t.
Our latest little 🐈⬛ has been dubbed ‘Hanky’ after the affectionate apodo Michele always applied to my father, born on the same date, with the name Henry on the certificate, but some time later occasionally referred to as Hank following his evacuation to an American high school environment during WWII.
Wednesday, June 12, 2024
Firulais Tasting Menu
One of the most jarring — off-putting even — restaurant names in Antigua, Quiltro being the affectionate name Chileans give to their street dogs🐕. A bit like Chucho here.
I suppose we might put this down to a small failure of hispanohablante linguistic due diligence, if not alongside, then surely somewhere on the same spectrum as the Mitsubishi Pajero (“Wanker”).
Tuesday, June 11, 2024
Restless energy somtimes gets found out...
Rumbled!
Monday, June 10, 2024
Hit Man (2024)
Richard Linklater's Netflix offering is almost compulsory viewing over here as one of its stars is the daughter of Ricardo Arjona (still) officially the world's most famous Guatemalan (but, for how long..?), an actress who is also (still) Hollywood's second most famous 1/2-Guatemalan behind Oscar Isaac, and now seems to have become Aquaman's real life girlfriend.
Absurdity Perpetuated
The thing I find most absurd — to the point of unethical — about the role of UNRWA within the Middle East conflict is the way it embodies an ultimately exclusive perspective thereof.
Sunday, June 09, 2024
12th Century Influencer
A remarkably well-informed if rather judgemental review of London as a venue for city breaks in the twelfth century by Richard of Devizes, then a monk and ‘influencer’ at St Winifred’s in Winchester.
Richard was the first to use the term Holocaust to refer to the mass murder of Jews, then also a feature of London life.
Indeed, the Chronicon he penned, from which the above is an excerpt, is written in character — that of a French Jewish cobbler providing travel tips and up-to-date goss on the goings on in England and the Crusader states of the Levant.
Some modern scholars have interpreted the document as a cunning satire on some of the antisemitic prejudices of the time, sending up in particular a regional-historical variant of the blood libel, in which Jews were thought to prowl around Winchester hunting young Christian boys in order to carry out ritualistic murders.
He also famously described Robin Hood’s erstwhile foe ‘bad’ King John as a raging madman who "emitted foam from his mouth", another characteristisation/media cliché which has survived almost 800 years.
Monday, June 03, 2024
Libel as Propaganda
The purpose of the genocide libel is really rather simple. It’s not your war, but making one side in this war a violator of international norms gives you a cover for your strange obsession with it, which might otherwise be characterised as antisemitic. (It also obviously geared to undermine the moral case for the formation of Israel after the Holocaust via a cynical appropriation of Jewish history.)
The war is several generations old. One side basically just wants to survive. The other side, the one that started it, is consciously conducting a fight to the death. Whether this necessarily infers a war of extermination is moot.
This conflict should have ended decades ago, in compromise, but one side has ‘eternalised’ its sense of grievance deriving from the war’s origins and initial result. This has been done by decking out the culturally-specific sense of lasting dishonour that defeat engendered as a ‘calamity’ worthy of more universal empathy.
Hobbes said in Leviathan that nobody weeps for an old calamity, but he was English and perhaps never came across an Arab with a grudge. Nor did he ever have to deal with a multinational body like the UN intent on codifying such grudges into perpetual, unresolvable problems.
Friday, May 31, 2024
Otherworldly Beaches
Playa La Entrega: my favourite beach in Mexico (in Oaxaca, where the Pacific is occasionally worthy of its name.)
Unless one grows up on the shore, beaches are a category of place that one starts to idealise from early on.
My first family holiday outside of Britain involved a stay on the comparatively beachless Atlantic outpost of Madeira.
Thereafter we started to spend time in the summer on the more sheltered Mediterranean island of Mallorca, and it was there that I started to form an idea of the 'perfect beach'.
And this may in part explain my current preference for La Entrega because the Mallorca of the seventies was then dotted with tranquil calas (secluded bays) with pristine shallow water covering soft yellow sand.
The fact that I have not been back to the Balearics since the start of the following decade has probably helped me to uphold this 'unspoiled' ideal.
For the archetype of a tropical Caribbean beach that I would later encounter has been degraded by repeat visits and an accumulation of perceptible flaws over time.
Indeed my very first visit to the shores of Mexico occurred at this point just north of the main jetty at Playa del Carmen at which I arrived with a pair of friends from Cozumel. There was then at least 30m of white sand between the sea and the nearest building or grass verge. On returning from Tulum in the late afternoon we spent an hour or so building a massive sand castle as we waited for the next departure of the rust-bucket vessel that acted as a ferry between the island and the mainland.
That beach is clearly now all but gone. This calamity has been decades in the making, but its recent acceleration has been astounding. When I came here during the pandemic in 2020 the beach was in a state, but the sargasso was being actively resisted with heavy machinery and there was still a good 15m of sand in front of that horrendous arched sculpture at tye front of the Plaza.
Once we stopped going to Mallorca, subsequent sunshine sojourns tended to take place on the Costa del Sol and the non-Mayan Riviera. These coastlines have suffered considerable loss since, but not so much environmental as sociological.
For example, Monte Carlo Beach was always a gravel pit, but in the eighties, it still functioned as a sort of time capsule where one might experience the almost phantasmal presence of the glamour and mood of a bygone period, specifically that of the Belle Epoque.
Meanwhile, over in Marbella, what lingered there was the remnants of the culture that had endured on that littoral up to the moment Franco threw it open to pleasure-seekers, and to some extent for a decade or so afterwards, beyond the death of the dictator.
For even as the jet set plonked themselves down on these otherwise unremarkable beaches, they found themselves cohabiting with Andalucian fishermen of the old school and it was juxtapositions like these which made the experience interesting.
The last time that V and I visited the Marbella Club back in the early noughties there was not a hint left of traditional uses of that coast.
And this left me with that sense that has been gathering in Antigua lately, of an environment somehow hollowed out by the exorcism of its ghosts.
There are places which have an ambivalent relationship with the present moment, where one can vaguely sense — if not actually see — layers of historical apparition made possible by what could be described as only a partial decoherence of the localised past.
And then suddenly one is left with only a few empty or inauthentic signs and the vulgar noise of modernity.
Tuesday, May 21, 2024
Disturbia (2007)
Challengers (2024)
This week Novax Dojovic has accepted a wild card to play in a comparatively minor tournament ahead of Roland Garros, presumably in the hope that he will learn how to win again on time for the upcoming Slam. He might even have had a potentially second round re-encounter with Andy Murray had not the latter contrived to lose in his opening match.
So, life imitates art, just a little bit, though there's no hint of any ménage à trois in the coverage I have seen.
Maybe the problem I had with Challengers (beyond knowing a bit too much about professional tennis) is encapsulated by this image, which reminded me immediately of Alfonso Cuarón's Y Tu Mamá También, along with the fact that it handles a similar situation so much better.
Zendaya, fresh from being the best thing in Dune Part II overcompensates a bit by being the 'meh' of Guadagnino's movie.
Part of the problem is that the natural tendency of her features to resolve at rest into a kind of grimace (cara de huelepedo as they might say around here), really rather ideal for her role on Arrakis, is less appealing here as the aura of a supposedly universal love object.
She convinces most as the younger, on court, ball-bashing version of Tashi, but far less so I think as the thirty-something 'MILF' of the more contemporary scenes.
That said, I didn't find any of them believable as players and at each of the key moments of their relationships something seemed to have gone missing in what was otherwise a heady mix.
It's possible that Zendaya has been comparatively let down by the dialogue, scripted by Justin Kuritzkes, the real life version of the husband in Celine Song's Past Lives, that other notable cinematic love triangle of the past twelve months.
She might be movie's poster 'star', but I was left with the impression that both the writer and the director were more interested in the two boys. Again contrast Cuarón's classic in which Luisa's withheld inner torment is very much part of the trio-dynamic. Here Tashi's injury comes after the bond has formed and the story is really about as interested in the psychological impact of it as it is in her status as a working mother.
Friday, May 17, 2024
Big Lies
Big Lies. When I was growing up it seemed obvious that it was 'the other lot', the people trapped within authoritarian, ideologically oversaturated, basically insane societies that had to negotiate their way around these.
Big lies all of them, but don't waste your time arguing with the people that insist on believing them. These and others could each be debunked using a short memo, let alone an essay, but that's not the point. Believing them and helping to propagate them have become badges of belonging, functioning much like the Big Lies of religion.
The Big Lies are perhaps a bit like Russia's 'meat-grinder' battalions, softening up defences and locating weaknesses that can be exploited by better-prepared, more sophisticated units later on. Defenders gleefully mow them down and become complacent.
Thursday, May 16, 2024
A la Grann!
Seems that, following Killers of the Flower Moon, Martin Scorcese is set to make a movie of another David Grann book, The Wager.
It's
a great tale from the half century before the USA existed, but it
features some of the usual distortions of contemporary American
history-telling.
One of the
sailors on board the shipwrecked vessel was called John Duck. Grann
initially reports him as a free black man. In the latter stages of the
book, the author then reports how Duck and two other English sailors are
left behind in Patagonia where they are 'rescued' by indigenous locals
before making their way up to Buenos Aires, where Duck alone, apparently
suffers the terrible, inevitable fate which then stalked his race:
kidnapped and sold into slavery.
Except
this is NOT what happened. The factual version of Duck's story has been
carefully adjusted in line with contemporary expectations in what is
becoming a rather familiar way.
Firstly,
Duck had an English father and was thus of mixed race, known then as a
mulatto. His 'free' status would not have been so unusual.
When
he and his comrades were found by the Tehuelches, all three were
immediately enslaved by these local indigenes and held as involuntary
household servants for a number of years.
At
some point the Tehuelches 'redeemed' (i.e. ransomed off) the two white
sailors, who eventually made it back to Britain without Duck.
It
is uncertain why the Tehuelches held onto Duck, though one of the
others later claimed that their 'hosts' felt that Duck, by way of his
complexion, was one of them, and this feeling may ultimately have been
reciprocated.
This same
'rescued' friend and colleague additionally related that the Tehuelches,
who also liked to enslave white women, had provided each of them with a
Spanish wife, so it is conceivable that Duck did in some way put down
roots with his South American captors.
The
two ransomed Englishmen were imprisoned in Buenos Aires for over a year
in very tough conditions before being allowed to return home as
released POWs, and it is also possible that Duck had consciously decided
not to risk Spanish colonial hospitality while the war dragged on
inconclusively.
Anyway, nearly
all the interesting parts of this story have been carefully suppressed
in Grann's book. Duck is depicted as a black man and he is kidnapped and
enslaved by white men. That is the kind of historical narrative
Americans expect to read nowadays, so that is the history they have been
given, because it feels like it ought to be true, even if it isn't.
Such
are many American 'facts' today: fabrications which identify as
virtuous; improvements on truth. This comes as second nature to
Hollywood of course, but 'journalists'?
I
think what bothers me most here is the notion that Grann had read the
first hand accounts, but in spite of / because of his status as a staff
writer for the New Yorker, felt comfortable with reporting another
version of the story that was only indirectly rooted in reality.
We
tend to blame social media for placing us in silos, for a breakdown in
manners and so on, and there is truth in that, but there is also a
worrying trend within traditional media, which has spread out of the
USA, the end result of which is that much of what passes for
contemporary political debate is little more than a set of interlocking
arguments over narrative treatments.
Growing
up I came across many historians whose interpretative output was
coloured by their backgrounds and political biases, but this overt
promotion (and acceptance) of known falsehoods within academia — as well
as the various kinds of public media we are still liable to trust — has
clearly metastasized within our intellectual culture.
Leo doesn't seem like a natural fit for any of the key protagonists. The gunner John Bulkeley perhaps.









