Bullet Train (2022)

 

For the first half hour or so this promised to be the most horrendous kind of Guy Ritche/Quentin Tarantino mashup. David Leitch has directed much better stuff than this I kept thinking: John Wick, Nobody, even Atomic Blonde. 

Then it sort of settles, after that it drags, and I couldn’t say it finished up utterly awful, though there’s a case to be made for watching it in a language you don’t understand i.e it could have done with being a bit more unfathomable, like a Japanese ATM or indeed, smart toilet. 

 

Ultimately more watchable than listenable.