Saturday, November 05, 2022

How to be a Brit

So I went and took the UK citizenship test that Harry and Meghan apparently struggled with and came out with 100%. 

It’s really not that hard, but the trick is less about knowing the right answers than knowing what they want you to think are the right answers. Woke folk like the Sussexes should have found it a breeze.

Take question 10 here...


At first I looked in vain for a None of the above option.

Then I remembered that our new PM Rishi tried to skive off COP27, but back when the pandemic was easing a bit had commented that he couldn’t wait to go back to the pub, “…and I don’t drink”.


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